Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2017
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Transcript:
Goat (on the phone): Hey, Rat. It's me, Goat. How are you doing? Rat: I'm in Atlanta. I'm trying to find that bar you told me about. Goat: You just take Peachtree Street to Peachtree Avenue. Then make a left on Peachtree Drive and cross Peachtree Circle and it's right there on Peachtree Plaza. Rat: Surely this is a cruel joke. Goat (on the phone): They like their peaches.
I remember a Dave Barry bit where he mentioned getting lost in Berlin because he kept finding himself on “Einbahnstrasse” – which he didn’t learn until later was German for “One-Way Street”.