Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2018

At least Rat knows he’s a selfish @##.

When Brigitte Bardot did the VANITY FAIR Proust questionnaire, she was asked “If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?” and answered “Nothing in myself. Everything in others”!

You got a lot to change about yourself, Rat.

At least Rat has goals!

It is better than being guided through life by an empty platitude.

The change I want to see in the world is fire, earthquakes, and the volcanic destruction of all humanity. How can I be that change?

No surprise with you, Rat

Hamburger,chips,pepsi.No change.

Miss Moneypenny follows that motto.

Keep the change you filthy animal!

Am I the only one who thinks that this was a Calvin & Hobbes at some point?

I love that you follow your motto but I’ll live by my own, thank you.

Rat lives in a little fantasy world of his own, where everyone else does exactly as he wishes.

I guess it would be nice, as long as you and I were “Rat”….

Everyone else is out of step.

Once again Rat has crystalized my thoughts exactly

“Be the change you wish to see in the world”- somebody Ghandi

You say that like it’s a good thing. A change can often be negative, like global climate change for instance.