Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    I want beer literally on tap.

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    DarthRevan  almost 6 years ago

    Life is unfair, and it just keeps becoming more unfair.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    Bigger than that, Pig. (A gordita grove? A flauta forest?)

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    Pig got it right the first time.

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    GeifuKe  almost 6 years ago

    Pig should think more about LIFE and less about FOOD.

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    blunebottle  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, I like how Pig thinks!

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    HobbesIsReal  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe a pizza plant?

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Life is s__t. Then you die.

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    Chili con carne hot springs…?

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    Adiraiju  almost 6 years ago

    Life is fair, except for most people.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Life is unfair alright; if the 2016 election went another way, there would have been a taco truck on every corner.

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    SR  almost 6 years ago

    “You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Life is a learning experience …. fair or unfair is up to you :-)

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    Nyckname  almost 6 years ago

    Aren’t orchids hard to grow? Wouldn’t it make sense to have them come from something easier to grow?

    As for a nachos tree, you’d only get them for a couple of weeks during the fall, and have to eat them all before they go stale.

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    Lenavid  almost 6 years ago

    Life is eminently fair in its randomness.All you have to do is make good choices and be a survivor.It’s only unfair to those who make poor choices and want something for nothing.

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    jamestipton222  almost 6 years ago

    Burger bushes? Never mind. Forget I said that.

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    Yeah, because chocolate chip cookies aren’t health food.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 6 years ago

    Pizza plantations.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    When is life EVER fair?

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    On the other hand, parking under a nacho tree would be very messy!

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    Comicness7  almost 6 years ago

    I like the old moose better.

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    LeeCox  almost 6 years ago

    I remember learning that song in fourth grade — only it was “peppermint trees,” not “cigarette trees.”

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    That’s one of the first lessons I taught my kids – life is not fair………..and not everything I cook has mushrooms in it.

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    Bookworm  almost 6 years ago

    My late father once told me, when I challenged a decision of his as being unfair, “Son, ‘fair’ is a four letter word beginning with an F that should never be used in polite company.”

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    COL Crash  almost 6 years ago

    Life is neither fair or unfair, it just is. We assign those labels to help us cope with it.

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    wllilly1960  almost 6 years ago

    …STEFAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!! Isee a GRRREAT merchandising opportunity! Have your people call my people.

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    Is goat using “fair” in the sense of “just” or just “even-handed”? I would argue life is fair in the latter sense but not in the former.

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    aerotica69  almost 6 years ago

    If life was fair, cheesecake would be a diet aid.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    As Jack Kornfield once wrote, “Ypu can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” One of my favorite lines, and brilliant advice for those who would like to even the odds!

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    librarian4hire  almost 6 years ago

    “Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Life is fair. Not poor or good, just fair…

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Pig is weird. Only popcorn and potato chips should be a concern! And pizza. Popcorn, potato chips , and pizza. And cheeseburgers….

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 6 years ago

    It’s a really good day when you break even.

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    blindavocado Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Only a fool or leftist (redundant) could think life could ever be fair.

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