Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2019

That would keep you out of trouble.

I hope that alarm clock came with a case of tequila.

Really. Maybe you should stick to Timmy Fauilure Steve

Rest Of Life? Isn’t that the same as throwing the alarm clock out the window?

Where can I buy one?

And when the sun comes to the city each day, I’m still sleeping my day away… Rest for life…time….

I wake up, feeling bored; my alarm clock, I’ve ignored. I get religion quick, and then fall asleep. Into the bed I stick, without much peep…

Pig’s condition is alarming!

Bet Rat has an Elvis Presley/television solution to his alarm clock situation. And a closet full of replacement alarm clocks.

Pig your only problem is making sure you don’t become bacon ;-)

Meh. “Rest of Life” snooze button…alarm clock set to smooth jazz station. Six of one…

“Rest of Life”? So, what, you hit the button and it goes off when you die?

That is for the dead, or at least retired.

When you retire, you still have to get up to attend your friends’ funerals. I’ve been to four in the past three months, and I haven’t even (quite) retired yet.

Isn’t that called a gun?

My clock has an adjustable snooze setting.

Yeah Pig, but the cycle only lasts for 90 years, and not 100…

Only need to sleep til Jan. 2021.

Remember the college student that had a hard time getting out of bed and came up with a clock that would roll around the floor in different directions so it forced you to get out of bed each time and hit the snooze? Now they have one that even squirts water at you.

Ultimate you snooze you lose.

Ultimate snooze button? It’s called death!

Don’t sleep your life away.

Being of the elderly persuasion, and retired, I have a classic Big Ben key-wound alarm clock on my bedside table. Every night, I get into bed, smile at it, and do not wind it up. I’m pretty sure it hates that. Hee-hee-hee.

Snooze for life? Hope you have a nice mattress!

Snoozin’ my life away …

For the ‘rest-of-life’ snooze option, look under ‘unplug’.

The “rest of life snooze” button is aka “turn off the alarm”. I used it about 5 years ago. Bliss.

I wish it was that easy

Wish I could get one.

“Four in the morning

Crapped out

Yawning

Longing my life away

I’ll never worry

Why should I?

It’s all gonna fade"

Sweet dreams, Pig.

Mine works like that – if you unplug it.

There really is a big difference between 6:00 A M and 6:05 A M.

When I worked, I used to set at least two, sometimes three, alarm clocks. Now, retired, I rarely ever set even one. Pig, “rest o’ life” is right!

I hope not. I don’t want it to wake me up to die.

I never understood the reason for a “snooze” button. If I set the alarm to 6 am but notice I hit snooze every morning then why not just set the alarm to 6:15am instead? I’ve never used snooze as I don’t see the reason for it.

I want ☕️