Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2019

Rat, I would appreciate it if you weren’t a part of my life.

For some people my thoughts are even harder .

If Rat wants to feel down, he should hang out with geese and ducks

Rat is sad that Goat is stuck in the straight man role.

Thinking of you, Rat. I’d like to throttle you.

123 Greetings.com needs Rat on their design team, for sure!

Thinking of you makes me wish I had a cat that eats rats.

Rat being Rat … Croc Power !

RAT couldn’t be more lower than he is now….

For a moment there, I thought Rat might say he’d made it for Goat to give to him.

That Rat is definitely a rat.

Thinking of you Rat; in the D-con aisle.

One step away from being a good mourning card.

Goat could at least send a thank you card.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d start thinking about you.

Rat, think of Trump for a day. Wavy eared Goat will become angelic.

Actually, I could see that working and the person recieving it maybe getting a little joy out of it. It just needs a little work. “Thining of you… Makes me feel sad. Because when you are hurting so much makes me hurt too. Hoping you can feel better soon so we can both enjoy your smiles.”

ROFLOL This one made me literally laugh out loud. Thanks, Stephan!

I could see Rat making an nice amount of cash selling cards like that.

Thinking of you is hard.

There’s a market for every variety of “thinking of you” card. Rat is just being his usual bluntly honest self….