A sense of humor can also get you the job. The questionnaire read: “What are your physical limitations?” So I replied, “I am slower than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a locomotive, and cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound.” On my first day at work, my supervisor said, “I didn’t know we were hiring.”
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
He sounds perfect for an HR position.
Gent almost 5 years ago
They got mad fast at what you wrote.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Maybe Obama is looking for a new anger translator.
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
Rat should get a job in the White House; Dumb Donald would soon be broken of his habit of doing stupid things.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rat Gonzales : “Andale , andale! Arriba , arriba”
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Make a shiv
It says innate not inmate.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
I think you might say that rodent is rata-phooey!
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Rat needs a therapist – FAST!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
They didn’t hire Rat because they knew he was lying. You can’t get Mad anymore!
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Time to get off of the drugs Rat ! Start with that coffee and remember “Speed” kills … Croc Power !
Geophyzz almost 5 years ago
A sense of humor can also get you the job. The questionnaire read: “What are your physical limitations?” So I replied, “I am slower than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a locomotive, and cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound.” On my first day at work, my supervisor said, “I didn’t know we were hiring.”
zerotvus almost 5 years ago
that rat has upper management written all over him……
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Classic Rat
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} almost 5 years ago
High school principal, here he comes!
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied almost 5 years ago
Well, that’s one more trait Rat and I have in common. Sigh.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Rat is the fast reactor in his nuclear family.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Is bringing out the worst in people an innate skill?
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
My innate skill is obsequiousness.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dang…I was hoping to see what he put for ethnicity…
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Management material, for sure.
Orcatime almost 5 years ago
You always have to wonder how honest they really expect you to be on those things.
KEA almost 5 years ago
Not sure I could answer that question
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
He could work in a few pest control commercials.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A nine-word explanation wasn’t speedy enough…
R. Araya almost 5 years ago
When did they fire Rat from the coffeehouse?
WF11 almost 5 years ago
I always get a kick out of Rat wearing a tie.
Davy Jones Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I can use a guy with that skill set!!!! Send me your resume Rat!!!!!
Alien-X almost 5 years ago
That’s okay Rat…the questions on job applications are stupid.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Rat’s brand of honesty is not the best policy, for him….
Future Reuben Recipient over 4 years ago
I wonder why