Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2020

Stephan lives in a part of the country where they have more immediate problems than bad puns.

And if you use it to store small legume seeds, you get glow ball peas. And if you paint some optical organs on your ball, and swing it around in a big circle, you may visual eyes, whirled peas.

That ball could have been thrown right on to Pastis’ head or face!!

There is something against this: LED (And it‘s power-saving, too!)

This looks like the beginning of a glow ball disaster!

I always enjoy the punnier ones.

Rar appears to have the right idea, imagine that! Better buy a boat Stephen.

Cartoon-Boy, Karma WILL catch up wit you!

what imperfect timing, Rat, to walk in Pig’s and Goat’s conversation

Such a simple pun. Perfect!

And I thought Rat was going to say How Dare You to Pastis!

He saved that horrid pun to go with a horrid Monday morn. Wake up slaves, your job awaits.

if you paint your house bright mint and the home owners’ association gets all up in arms is that the green house effect…?

Come on rat, just play ball

Me? I worry about Pig.

Either Pig’s on the ball or the ball’s on Pig. Sometimes I think Stephan struggles for an idea and punts! Keep at it, Pastis. You’ll get it right yet. And we’ll just have to enjoy the heck out of it in the meantime!

these incancessant puns must stop.

Now I understand what Al Gore and those alarmists have been upset about.

I’m worried about the incompetent idiots trying to prevent it.

Okay. Let the hate comments begin.

Made me laugh ! … Croc Power !

Bah dum bum.

Rat will probably be washed away by all the beer he drinks!

Well, Pig’s process of glow ball-ization has to start somewhere.

I think it is hilarious……with all the evidence of fake results from scientists, you still believe in global warming? (The nutcakes dont even call it that anymore—-it is “climate change” now, and the earth has been COOLING for the past 18 years. Get with it Daniel. (And his name is Stephan, not Stephen).

At last a reasonable explanation.

Now there is a joke thread long overdue. Making fun of a hoax is always appropriate.

Guard duck would bring Opus to help???

Berkely is local

Global warming should be made fun of.

Well, I think “Global Warming” is a farce to take our money, however, this is a great pun! Thanks, Stephan!

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

gotta love it, though …

I don’t get it. Today wouldn’t they replace a filament bulb with a much cooler LED variety?

LOL!

Love making fun of glow ball warming! Makes me want to let the mower idle a little longer after finishing the lawn.

when does this comic first get color? please tell me the date.

If the writer would stick to lighthearted jokes, he wouldn’t get in over his head like this. I don’t like Rat when he’s being pompous and paranoid about social media and the evolution of language (is he elderly now?). And I don’t like the freaky little person with the backwards cap anytime ever. Pearls before Swine used to be funny. It isn’t now.

Keep the puns rolling!

Note to Rat: Pastis is never going to stop doing puns if you don’t confront him with that bat you used to carry!

I can’t wait to see this get 500 likes!

514 LIKES!?