Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    You are your own tow truck.

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    alaskajohn1  almost 5 years ago

    Call AAA.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    good job be this guy

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rat must have let the air out of Pig’s tires – leaving Pig’s journey flat.

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    Need coffee  almost 5 years ago

    Could be worse.

    (I’m sure several of you know what’s next.)

    https://youtu.be/Uu5hzc2Mei4

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  almost 5 years ago

    I’m surprised there wasn’t another beer reference.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Catch the train.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Pig sure could use a pick-me-up!

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Life is a journey – happiness is the sunglasses you put on for the trip.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig take this Issue up with the Issue department . …Croc Power !

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    I’m busted and I know my car won’t start.

    What’s the car telling me, start, please start…

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    OshkoshJohn  almost 5 years ago

    Hugs are emotional jumper cables—stolen from the Internet

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    May the towtruck of happiness fly up your nose.

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    I suspect Rat would recommend something reliable, like Foster’s.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    There are in Vegas, I think. Rather expensive, though.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 5 years ago

    I am reading this comic everyday and I get the feeling that this is related to my life, one way or the other…. Is it me or are these problems common all around the world.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! PIG!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Driving on the wrong road often leads to breakdowns. Abandon your failures and don’t look back.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Life is a Highway… I wanna ride it all night long…

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    No worries! There’ll be a fun bus along any minute.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We need more crocs and zeeba neighba

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Try walking or public transport.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    There are anti-depression pills for that.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    AAA? Be prepared to wait an hour in your car, or two. Like in the 70s when I nearly froze to death and the ice on the inside of my windshield was 1/4 inch thick.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    No, Pig, it only means you chose the wrong form of transportation. Go ask Jef the Cyclist for help.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes an analogy breaks down. Happiness is a way station between stages of the journey. Unhappiness is another. Take car of your “car” – it’s the only one you get.

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    codedaddy  almost 5 years ago

    Non sequitur.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sure Rat can recommend something that will give Pig a lift. Six of them, in fact.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 5 years ago

    So if you trip and injure the little piggie that went to market, do you call a toe truck?

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    No tows for the despairing, Pig. Get your act together! (For practice, give Cartoon-Boy a whack for making such a dweeb of you.)

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