Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2020

Pig is going to end up doing time for following Rat’s advice.

Advice from a pigeon?

New substitute to twitter . . . when someone is rude or mean, be like a bird – go high and poop on their head.

Hint – ingest some docusate or magnesium citrate before you seek to get above those rude folks.

Something similar a teacher told us about organization charts and chicken coops. The hens above shit the hens below.

Why? Because you’re an acceptable target!

Why? Because We Love You! M I C K E Y MOUSE From back before Annette was a teenager.

Rat had to say “drop things” instead of $#!^ to keep the comic censor happy.

It does roll downhill!

Aha, now I understand what “Take the high road” means too!

Rat’s droppings are always disgusting! :D

R U suggesting that is what Michelle Obama meant by going high?

Rat would make a good bombardier.

When they go low, we go high…enough to drop a brick on them.

Rat that works as long as the world is not turned upside down ;-) … Croc Power !

Who needs Dale Carnegie when you’ve got Rat??

Boy, Mickey Mouse sure wouldn’t wanna meet this rat.

An interesting perspective.

RAT gets the true meaning wrong and twists it to his convenience….AGAIN!

Just noticed for the first time that Rat is a lefty.

It certainly seems as if Rat is not taking the high road!

Well he passed the AT&T Mid-Manager final I had to take in the ’70s.

At least be six feet above that.

That’s actually good advice.

Has it ever occurred to you that when people look down their noses at you, you can look up their noses? Perhaps that’s why nose-hair trimmers seem to be sold mostly to folks who do tend to look down at you…

I think Acme is having a Clearance Sale on anvils….

This is why Rat rules.

Rat’s space force

Unless you’re a coyote, then you’re pretty much screwed no matter what.