Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2020

Pig, wear a mask the next time you go up there.

You could also stay six feet under and it would end permanently.

Does the Ass have any hoof sanitizer? If not, that wasn’t a wise move on his part.

Where the hell are their masks?? They just killed my Grandmother!

Looks like he kicked him in the face. That could lead to Hoof in Mouth disease.

give it time

Wise Ass has a nice “booty”.

The Wise Ass is very good at maintaining his yoga pose while whipping out the BOOT.

So, is W-A related to Danny Donkey?

Askin’ for a friend.

If only it were that easy! Incidentally, I was recently in a pharmacy with a little poster taped up showing the right way and the wrong ways to wear a mask. For one of the wrong way examples, the woman was photographed wearing her mask over her eyes! I’m sure they were just joshing. I had a good laugh.

If Pig was at least one Pig leg and one WiseAss leg away from the WiseAss, then the WiseAss would not be in range to touch him.

6ft was only supposed to be enough to flatten the curvedistance more and stay personally safer

W.A. needs one of those squirrel guards around his mountain.

Wait, haven’t we seen this one before?

Pig go visit the “Over The Hedge” lads and have them take you to "The Tree That Knows Stuff " … Croc Power !

Boot To The Head!

If only our Dumpster Fire would lead by example.

Looks like Rolled Pork for Lunch to me!

LOL! He really is wise!

better to be born a wise ass as opposed to a dumb ass……

Most people (and animals) seem to get a kick out of visiting the Wise Ass! :D

There’s only room for one wise ass at the top.

That donkey is a jackass.

A beard is not a face mask Wise Ass.

Forever?

Yup, the best way to lead, by example, although I’m not certain about the booting part.

The distancing started with a foot.

Wait ‘til Rat finds out that Cartoon-Boy has adopted a new alter ego for himself in the exulted high Wise Ass! There’s going to be some serious feuding going on! Rat may even hire L’il Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles to launch an aerial assault on Wise Ass Mountain!

Is it me, or does “Great Wise Ass”‘s nose look like a PIG’s, not an ass’?

Great Wise Ass! I Love it!

I sanitize my hands before every GoComics comment. And wear my mask.

We all need to follow Trump’s covid policy: LET ’ER RIP!

Then, one day, there’ll be a miracle and it will go away.

Like things do.

Cmcmail2000…km is kilometers, which is 1000 meters.

Better kick the “wise *********” off the mountain.

Mustn’t be easy for a pig to climb that slope, at least according to all my math major and physics classes.

Kicked to da kerb..

This is Sparta

Not just sometimes.

The first couple months I found COVID memes and comics quite amusing…now not so much.

Common sense shouldn’t be that had to attain.

I give you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8VD4JXUozM

Great example Mr. goat face

It do be like that tho

BOO YAH!