Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Cursive? I don’t believe in using vulgar language.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Addicts

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    Comicfan (C)  over 2 years ago

    How bout going for the classic “Throw a brick at the cat”

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    At first I thought Rat was telling the phone to do his work for him.

    “Go on, phone; do my work.”

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    And there you go…distraction overrules responsibility…

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    tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There was a poem, in ancient Rome, about a rat, that had two phones. Rat is unlikely to drop dead however.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    I know Rat, work is a four letter word but I thought you would like four letter words!

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    What would Larry Croc do ? Does Larry have a smart phone ?

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Our modern society in a nutshell.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Or you could waste the day deciding.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Too much information.

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    Super Fly  over 2 years ago

    Aww, the li’l angel.

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    SusieB  over 2 years ago

    Because most work is Boring Beyond Belief

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Rat has work? Since when did he get employed?

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Someone needs to get Rat a personal helper to remind him to actually get his work done instead of use his phone. Of course, it would involve getting physical with him.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Them smartyphones. They makes you dumb.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Wait until work gets it’s revenge.

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    Ninette  over 2 years ago

    Easier to navigate an iPad with an Apple Pencil than it is with fingers, imo.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Losers to the left of me, losers to the right of me!

    Smartphones are making the humans dumb(er)….

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    Mycroft holmes  over 2 years ago

    ironically, i am reading this when i should be working

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    JukeJoint Jacks  over 2 years ago

    What’s a pencil?

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