Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 14, 2023

Maybe Pig should but the bandage on his heart.

Maybe someone blew his mind; it is a rather small bandage.

Sorry Pig…

In that case, it belongs over your heart.

Usually they would smash the fingers so Pig would be unable to feel up someone.

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Put the bandage somewhere else tomorrow. And yet elsewhere the next day. … etc. …

[If you do it more, you become Les (Nessman).]

Everyone knows it was Rat that hurt his feelings.

Quick, somebody call a wahmbulance!

Pig is a sensitive soul, though he seems thick skinned.

Just another pothole on the road of life, Pig!

I agree, if only a band-aid could heal hurt feelings.

Where’s Zeeba? PIGITA? Crocs?

You would think PIG would have a thicker skin…☺️☺️☺️

He could erase the pain.

The cool thing is words don’t have to hurt. Only if one lets them.

Aww. Pig is so sweet. hugs

I wish crocs would eat pig and take over the strip.

It’s a narcotic patch, not a bandaid.

Brilliant one…

In spe habito, my family motto

Sticks and stones and ice cold sweet revenge by this long retired AT&T middle network manager.

If only it worked like that.

I know a man in his forties who, when we were playing a game and I was helping people to not lose on it, said “You hurt my feelings”

Within earshot of Rat, Pig said he wished his mother could kiss him, and Rat threw a package of bacon at him.

Pig has a psychosomatic ouchie? Well, so be it….

Aww

When I taught elementary school, I once cured a little girl’s heaache by putting a Bandaid on her forehead.