Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2024

He’s a cafe customer; what makes you think he knows how to use a comb?

That could be a 7-11 clerk also.

As someone who often has bad hair days, I can relate to the latter part of this altercation heavily. (Oh, yeah, and I suppose the rest of it, since I worked retail for three years and three quarters.)

Maybe Boss should work on his own phrasing. Such as “You’re fired.”

I agree with Rat. What business has he, going out in public with bed hair?

Where can you find @*%# coffee? Is this a new blend?

And where’s my 25% tip??

Rat’s people skills are lacking !

This is actually quite true; you go to the register to pay for something and the cashier looks so irritated that s/he is actually expected to WORK to earn his/her paycheck.

It’s my first time reading this comic-anything I need to know?

Smartyphones shoulda be ban during work.

I’m glad I’ve never worked in the service industry, but I appreciate those that do.

As a fellow FCI (Follically Challenged Individual) I think Rat’s boss should fire him for that hurtful reminder of hair loss.

Well…… it IS a Roastery and Rat IS a Champion Roaster……"

Sometimes, honesty isn’t the best policy.

People like that hawk logies in the coffee they make for you. Messed up hair guy knows that, so he left.

Not satire if they say what they are thinking.

And Instagram isn’t all that interesting.