Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 25, 2012

Transcript:

Phoebe: You got a bad grade in "advanced sparkling?" Marigold: I didn't get along with the instructor. She was literally a POINTY-HEADED INTELLECTUAL. Phoebe: That's unicorn humor, isn't it? Marigold: Yes it's pretty much all variations on that joke.