Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 29, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: You posted this photo on your Bookface page. I can CLEARLY see an l;ephant pencil topper on your desk. JUST like the one I mysteriously lost. So, this is the part where my brilliant detective work makes you fold like origami! Dakota: You're weird. Phoebe: And YOU'RE doing this wrong!
You ain’t Columbo, honey. You’re Encyclopedia … Orange?