“There’s something stuck up in the chimneyand I don’t know what it isBut it’s been there all night longWell I waited up for Santa all Christmas nightBut he never came an’ it don’t seem right. And there’s something in the chimneyand it doesn’t make a soundAnd I wish you a Merry Christmas”
Thus began the legend of The Headless Sleighman. Imagine the shrieks of the children when he comes down the chimney. Or shakes his fists in frustration at gifts of milk and cookies.
I can think of a lot of great Christmas songs if any one wants to sing along.I am dreaming of a white unicorn Frosty the snowacorn Rudolph the red horned unicorn here comes Marigold I saw Mommy Kissing my Unicorn All I want for Christmas is Unicorn Teeth I want a Unicorn for Christmas Jingle Horns Unicorn Rock Deck the Unicorn Silent Unicorn Little Unicorn Boy O little Lair of Unicorns Hark the Harold Unicorns Silver Unicorns Unicorn Ride the 12 Magical things of Christmas Unicorns a Wassailing (or is it A Caroling i think that’s right but the other way sounds funnier) We Three Unicorns Lill Unicorn Mari Grandma got skewered by a Unicorn Welcome Unicorn Im getting nothing from the Unicorn Unicorn Time O’ Unicorn They Call me Unicorn Miser Babes in Unicorn Land The Sugar Plumb Unicorn March of the Wooden Unicorns I herd the Unicorns on Christmas Eve Aye said the Unicorn Christmas is coming the Unicorn is getting fat My favorite magical things The Unicorn Shoes Unicorns at Ground Zero etc I have to go before I can think of more but you guys have fun with that.
That “Gloo” reminds me of a kiddie paste of my childhood that would never get past the censors, today, a plastic tube with a dopey-looking cartoon Indian wearing a “feather” that served as a paste spreader, the whole product rejoicing in the name of “Stick-Um-Goo”. As I recall, though, it was pretty good paste (to paste with, not to eat; I was never into that).
By the way, those scissors are indeed rather large. When I think of what could be found around the house when I was a kiddy-wink, I start wondering whether Phoebe has gotten into her mom’s sewing gear. Or do moms even do that anymore? (My mother made nearly all her own clothes and nearly all my kid sister’s, from scratch. She owned her own dummy, a chalk blower, a gadget for making metal buttons wrapped in the same cloth as the dress the buttons would go on, and other fascinating toys, but I do remember the hard and fast rule: the sewing scissors were /only/ for cutting cloth. I was never particularly interested in the actual sewing, but her stash of cool gadgets was endlessly amusing.)
Basqueian almost 12 years ago
Aaaaghhhh! War on Christmas! Someone call Fox Spews! Everyone freak out! * snerk *
artybee almost 12 years ago
Marigold can fix it with her horn.
runar almost 12 years ago
— From The Chimney Song
AlexLion almost 12 years ago
Is it just me or ‘The Chimney Song’ is a less-known version of ‘Livin on the edge’?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That’s what the Gloo is for.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Eep…: )love it.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
No, but dehorning a unicorn would be. Those shears are much too large for precision crafting.
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
Phoebe, Gloo can fix that.
StrangerCoug almost 12 years ago
Ah, Santa knows it was an accident :P
kendallclark1973 almost 12 years ago
Thus began the legend of The Headless Sleighman. Imagine the shrieks of the children when he comes down the chimney. Or shakes his fists in frustration at gifts of milk and cookies.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
“Gloo”? Way to educate kids.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Uh oh!
kaykeyser almost 12 years ago
I can think of a lot of great Christmas songs if any one wants to sing along.I am dreaming of a white unicorn Frosty the snowacorn Rudolph the red horned unicorn here comes Marigold I saw Mommy Kissing my Unicorn All I want for Christmas is Unicorn Teeth I want a Unicorn for Christmas Jingle Horns Unicorn Rock Deck the Unicorn Silent Unicorn Little Unicorn Boy O little Lair of Unicorns Hark the Harold Unicorns Silver Unicorns Unicorn Ride the 12 Magical things of Christmas Unicorns a Wassailing (or is it A Caroling i think that’s right but the other way sounds funnier) We Three Unicorns Lill Unicorn Mari Grandma got skewered by a Unicorn Welcome Unicorn Im getting nothing from the Unicorn Unicorn Time O’ Unicorn They Call me Unicorn Miser Babes in Unicorn Land The Sugar Plumb Unicorn March of the Wooden Unicorns I herd the Unicorns on Christmas Eve Aye said the Unicorn Christmas is coming the Unicorn is getting fat My favorite magical things The Unicorn Shoes Unicorns at Ground Zero etc I have to go before I can think of more but you guys have fun with that.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That “Gloo” reminds me of a kiddie paste of my childhood that would never get past the censors, today, a plastic tube with a dopey-looking cartoon Indian wearing a “feather” that served as a paste spreader, the whole product rejoicing in the name of “Stick-Um-Goo”. As I recall, though, it was pretty good paste (to paste with, not to eat; I was never into that).
By the way, those scissors are indeed rather large. When I think of what could be found around the house when I was a kiddy-wink, I start wondering whether Phoebe has gotten into her mom’s sewing gear. Or do moms even do that anymore? (My mother made nearly all her own clothes and nearly all my kid sister’s, from scratch. She owned her own dummy, a chalk blower, a gadget for making metal buttons wrapped in the same cloth as the dress the buttons would go on, and other fascinating toys, but I do remember the hard and fast rule: the sewing scissors were /only/ for cutting cloth. I was never particularly interested in the actual sewing, but her stash of cool gadgets was endlessly amusing.)
Mister-Edd almost 12 years ago
i-Gloo is what the Eskimos use for caulking their snow homes.