Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 24, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: You do not seem to go to your angry place as often now. Phoebe: I guess since we've been hanging out, I haven't been as angry. Marigold: Since we have been "hanging out" I have not wasted a decade staring at my reflected beauty. Phoebe: I'm helpful! Marigold: And I am lovely!
I don’t see the charm of Marigold’s narcissism. My late grandmother was pathologically narcissistic. Two of my uncles are as well. It’s not the least bit pleasant.