Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 05, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're pretty good! Marigold: I know! Phoebe: How come you didn't want to show me? Marigold: If I were to take a spill it would make me appear undignified. Phoebe: So is blowing your nose on the curtains. Marigold: The ancient unicorn scrolls are very clear about the snot exception.
Phoebe wears a helmet when ridng her bike, but not when riding her unicorn? I always wear a helmet when I ride my horse, you never know when a spook will happen, not to mention those low hanging tree branches. As far as snot is concerned, my horse just blows it out at need. I have gotten hit with more than one snot showers.