Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 18, 2013
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Transcript:
Marigold: I knew it! I switched my valentine's day card for you with the one I had intended for Lord Splendid Humility. Phoebe: Who is Lord Splendid Humility? Marigold: *SIGH* Phoebe: You have a crush? Marigold: You have never seen such perfect withers.
So, if the sight of her own reflection will hold her spellbound for eternity, what exactly is the effect of a live Male unicorn on Marigold? How can unicorns interact at all if the mere sight of their dazzling beauty renders them immobile? I suppose it could just be the females who are so awstruck. One could imagine how that would be advantageous for the males.