Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Lord Splendid Humility: I am over here. Marigold: Lord Splendid Humility! Lord Splendid Humility: Hello, Marigold. Marigold: This is Phoebe. Lord Splendid Humility: Hello, Phoebe. Phoebe: That's a nice shrub you're hiding in. Lord Splendid Humility: Is it? I am sorry. I do not mean to be ostentatious.
Why did I just read that text Balloon in a Woody Allen voice?Also how can you prove that Lord is not either a unicorn child or a talking land Narwhal? Maybe he’s a midget. I hope he’s laying down and not standing.
Either way I think He’s beneath Marigold.
Also It IS a very lovely shrubbery. I like the Laurels particularly.