Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 02, 2013
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Transcript:
Sue: I'm Sue! I play the clarinet. Phoebe: Phoebe. I play the piano. Sue: Oh, good! If you played the clarinet better than me, I might have has to kill you in a jealous rage! Phoebe: COUNSELORRR!! Sue: I should warn you, I'm sort of weird.
Weird, yes, but with just a bit of creepy. This is the kind of kid who gets sent to jail by over concerned paranoid alarmist mothers (see youtube video by Alpha Omega Sin) and who should stay far far away from pointy objects like scissors and unicorns.