Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 22, 2013
July 21, 2013
July 23, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: If laughing is called "laughter," why is coughing not called "coughter?" Marigold: I do not know. Phoebe: I've been asking everybody I see. So far, the unanimous answer is "to make little girls ask questions." Marigold: So just your parents then. Phoebe: Summer vacation is a hard time to learn anything useful.
We will never have a global language, because: 1. Polish has no vowels; 2. Hawaiian has no consonants; 3. and English has no sense.