Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 03, 2013
August 02, 2013
August 04, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: Mom? We need some more salad dressing. Mom: I thought I just bought some. Phoebe: I used it up. Mom: On what? Phoebe: The lawn. Mom: Of course. Marigold: Also you are out of croutons.
Hey this is normal for kids with unicorns. You should join a support groups of mothers with kids with unicorns or other strange pets. Don’t know what the Acronym would be or even the official name to go with. Just some thing that ends in a U for unicorns.
I guess after a good game, Marigold was hungry… and now, Phoebe also has a craving for a salad _ Her mother has that look of being considering leaving the grass grow …
Neo Stryder over 11 years ago
Try tofu or cheese next time.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
You know what else is good with a salad that has ranch dressing and croutons? Bacon bits, hard-boiled eggs and sunflower seeds.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Hey this is normal for kids with unicorns. You should join a support groups of mothers with kids with unicorns or other strange pets. Don’t know what the Acronym would be or even the official name to go with. Just some thing that ends in a U for unicorns.
silverfingers over 11 years ago
I guess after a good game, Marigold was hungry… and now, Phoebe also has a craving for a salad _ Her mother has that look of being considering leaving the grass grow …
Q4horse over 11 years ago
My horse prefers his salad plain, with apples and carrots.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
Mom can’t expect Marigold to eat her grass ungarnished.
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Families with Unicorns Dogs Goats or Elephants.F.U.D.G.E.
Me3000 over 11 years ago
…or F.U.M.A.FRIENDS of UNICORNS and other MYTHICAL ANIMALS
Dampwaffle over 11 years ago
Just toss out some Crunchberries.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
HARK! Humans Accompanying Rare Kreatures!
bopard over 11 years ago
beware the unicorn w/ a taste for saffron and capers
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry mam but nice necklace!
tsandl over 11 years ago
“Siblings Neighbors And Friends of Unicorns”
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
Friends of Unicorns, Banshees, And Reindeer.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Ever eat a pine tree?”~Euell Gibbons
R.U. Kidding over 11 years ago
SNAFU — the Society of Normal Adults who are Friends of Unicorns
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking.
mauryfrench Premium Member over 11 years ago
This has to be the winner for cartoon of the week. And that’s for all cartoons, not just Nostrils.
trevorpmp about 11 years ago
Where were we before there was a strip that could have dialog like this?! Hilarious!
rgcviper 12 months ago
Uh-oh … Better stock up on that salad dressing. Made me laugh.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I never thought you could make a caesar’s salad out of GRASS.