Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 04, 2013
September 03, 2013
September 05, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I'll create a diversion whil you get us a couple cups of coffee. Marigold: Why can I not create the diversion? Phoebe: Becuase I need you to use your telekinetic powers. Marigold: My beauty can be QUITE distracting. Like the radiance of the sun in a clear equatorial sky. Phoebe: Get this out of your system so you can focus.
The problem is that the Shield of Boringness means that others can’t be distracted by Marigold’s beauty.