Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 16, 2013
Transcript:
Teacher: Let's all thank Phoebe and her unicorn for their remarkable show-and-tell. Please return to your unicorn. I mean seat. Phoebe: Marigold, please turn the Shield of Boringness back up. Marigold: I did already.Phoebe: WHAT? Marigold: They are not staring at me. Kid: You're cool! Can I touch your hair!
Welcome to celebrity Phoebe…Abandon all hope.