Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: Unicorns have a holiday much like your "Thanksgiving." We gather many pictures of ourselves.. from the previous year and gaze at them in thankful awe of out beauty. Sometimes this part goes on for months. Afterward, we are quite hungry for sweet potatoes and pie. Phoebe: Ours involves cranberry sauce.
At least the unicorns like to feast. While the unicorns gaze, entranced by their beauty, the humans are held entranced in front of their electronic devices by the potent power of the worlds most powerful spell, otherwise known as the NFL.