Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 30, 2013
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Marigold: The shield of warmingness keeps me comfortable in cold weather. Phoebe: So the scarf and legwarmers... Marigold: Seasonal accessories. Phoebe: So wait, I could be wearing shorts and tank tops all winter? Marigold: I like you more in your winter things. Phoebe: You can't see like 95 percent of me Marigold: Someone finally learned about percentages!
I use three blankets as my Shield of Warmingness. It’s not very effective…