Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 16, 2013
December 15, 2013
December 17, 2013
Transcript:
Dad: Don't bother looking for your presents. I've hidden them in an alternative dimension only I have access to. Phoebe: That's not a real thing. Dad: Says the girl whose best friend is a unicorn. Phoebe: My dad now bases most of his snarkiness on you.
I never understood the appeal of trying to find where the gifts were hidden. As a child I knew Christmas came only once a year, and it seemed to take forever for December 25th to roll around. Why spoil the surprise?