Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2014
March 30, 2014
April 01, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Mom, I can't go to school today! I'm sick! Mom: You look fine. Phoebe: It's a MENTAL illness. I've gone CRAAAAAAZY. Apparently, crazy people still have to go to school. Marigold: Even the crazy need not be stupid.
Masterius over 10 years ago
Darn. I thought the reruns were colorized.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago
She’s been riding a unicorn to school. Hasn’t she figured out how crazy that sounds?
The Reader Premium Member over 10 years ago
Abducted by aliens still works, right?
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Everyone should hear Marigold.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Next time, try something more believable, “I can’t go to school, Mom; the unicorn ate my homework.”
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Crazy is the new sane.
DDrazen over 10 years ago
If you want stupid crazy, just start posting to a political blog.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Well, remember Catch 22: You have to be crazy to go to school and you are sane if you don’t go. If you were sane, then you have to go to school. If you go to school, you were crazy and you don’t have to go; but if you don’t want to go, you were sane and you had to go. Simple.
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
At least Marigold doesn’t have to ride the buss with out Phoebe.
Jmodene1701 over 10 years ago
As the old bumper sticker reads, “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
Xalder almost 8 years ago
And yet it turns and people remain ignorant to the point of insanity.