Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 01, 2014
March 31, 2014
April 02, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Oh dad, this is nothing, so could you sign it and not bother to read it?
Dad: Your teacher says you tried to trade horse mucus for fruit snacks.
Phoebe: UNICORN BOOGERS. And I really thought Dakota'd go for it.
Now Phoebe is trying to be the female opposite of Calvin.