Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 31, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: We have to perform in three minutes? What's the easiest song we could possibly play? Sue: Isn't there a song that's jut four and a half minutes of silence? Phoebe: You really think you being quiet for over four minutes is our easiest option? Sue: You could tape my mouth shut maybe.
John Cage’s 4′33″, maybe? It’s technically not supposed to be silence but environmental sounds – I’ll let you decide how much can you stretch that definition.