Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 06, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: In the land of my birth, it snows but once a year. And on that day, the air is alive with powder and sparkles, and every mountainside is alive with unicorns on snowboards. We now it as the Day the Unicorns Soar. Phoebe: Not the Day the Unicorns End Up in a Snowy Heap? Marigold: It was felt that lacked panache.
Does nobody ski anymore?