Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 11, 2014

Transcript:

Marigold: I, too, have been thinking about gifts, I could take a subtractive, rather than additive, approach. To wit... I offer to do your homework for a week! Phoebe: You have to promise not to EAT my homework again. Marigold: Then YOU must promise not spill sriracha sauce on your homework again.