Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 14, 2015
February 13, 2015
February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Actually, I kind of like it when you're a little ridiculous. Marigold: then... why were you not amused by my stand-up act? Phoebe: All the jokes about off-brand hoof polish kinda lost me. Marigold: But its shine is hilariously insufficient!
Not only is hoof polish a real product, but it has multiple functions. Yes, it makes them shiny, good for showing. It also waterproofs the outside, good for when its very wet or muddy for a long time, helps keep everything healthy.