Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 23, 2015
Transcript:
Student: I pick... Declan! Phoebe: Dodgeball. It had to be dodgeball. Getting hit with a ball hurts... and I always get picked last... and- Student: I pick Phoebe! Phoebe: Me? It's not your last pick yet! Student: So? Phoebe: I had like four more grievances to mentally catalog.
I was great at dodging, and focused on that. Rarely threw a ball.