Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 13, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: Do you notice anything different about me? Phoebe: New mane style? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Hoof polish? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Extra sparkles? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Horn wax? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Tooth whitening? Marigold: No! Phoebe: So what's different? Marigold: I have become 15% more frustrating.
Or what else, such as being 15% more frustrating that trying to open a child-proof bottle of asprins.