Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 15, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Phoebe, you need to practice more. Phoebe: It's not my fault! It's inertia. I always MEAN to practice, but the fact that I'm not ALREADY practicing causes me to CONTINUE not practicing. Teacher: By that reasoning, how will you work up the motivation to get off that piano stool? Phoebe: Do you not realize I'm here against my will?
If she hates piano so much, why doesn’t she quit!?