Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2015
July 17, 2015
July 19, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold, how come you don't use more contractions? Marigold: Do I not? Phoebe: Not really, You say "cannot" and "do not" instead of "can't" and "don't." Marigold: In unicorn lore, apostrophes bear a CURSE OF DEATH. Phoebe: For real? Marigold: Of course not. I just enjoy talking fancy.
Contractions are the devil. Ask any woman in labor.