Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 20, 2015
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August 21, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Popcorn and a movie? I would've thought you'd be more inventive than my usual babysitters. Marigold: You turned down my OTHER activity suggestion. Phoebe: Marveling at your beauty isn't a new suggestion. Marigold: I SAID you could have popcorn.
I wonder: how much does Marigold weigh, approximately? Most horses are pretty heavy, and I doubt a typical couch could support one without breaking. But as a unicorn, Marigold’s more svelte than a horse, and maybe she’s magically making herself lighter, and…
…can a normal person tell me if normal people think about stuff like this? I wouldn’t know.