Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2015

Transcript:

Teacher: Phoebe, what did you do over your summer vacation? Phoebe: Mostly I hung out with my best friend, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. She's a unicorn. Teacher: Oh, I've heard about you. Phoebe: Was it from Marigold: Did she tell you the park story? Teacher: Moving on... Karin, what did YOU- Phoebe: Because my pants were wet from SPILLING LEMONADE. I SWEAR.