Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 08, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold? Strictly hypothetically, say you had a friend exactly like you, but NOT you. What would you get them for Christmas? Marigold: I am sure that, hypothetically, the friend who is not me will like anything they are given, because the gift will have come from you. Hypothetically. Phoebe: That's, like, the least helpful possible answer. Marigold: Well, disguise your hypotheticals more effectively.
What do you get a Unicorn for Christmas? a copy of her third book.