Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 14, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: We're doing "secret santa" at school. Marigold: Unicorns tried that, in times of old. It went poorly. Nearly all unicorns wanted songs sung about their generosity. Phoebe: I got my person an eraser. Marigold: I shall compose the Ballad of Phoebe, the Eraser Bestower.
Hey, I bestowed plenty of erasers in my day, but did I get a ballad? Nooooo! Life is woefully unfair. >_<