Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 04, 2016
January 03, 2016
January 05, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Max always seems so calm. Like he knows he's different, and doesn't even care what people think. I wonder how he does it. Marigold: Perhaps he is a unicorn under an enchantment! Phoebe: Wouldn't it be a huge coincidence if my two best friends were unicorns? Marigold: It would simply mean your taste in friends is flawless. Phoebe: Maybe I'm a unicorn! Marigold: And maybe I am the tooth fairy.
If Max and Phoebe are unicorns and Marigold the tooth fairy, then I am Cerberus the three-headed guard dog to the underworld. (Nice sarcasm, Marigold.)