Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Look at you, browsing the internet and talking on the phone. When I was in high school, you had to pick one because you could only use the phone line for one thing at a time. But you could FOCUS on the one thing you were doing! Not like you kids today, always doing eight things at once. Phoebe: Could you repeat that, Marigold? Dad is waxing nostalgic again. Dad: Those ten-minute load times really gave you time to THINK.
luducks almost 9 years ago
Guh, kids today with their broad bands and wi fi’s and smart phones. Why, back in my day, the internet came through phone lines! And so did phone! They both came through a line! Kids these days, no respect for lines.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
I too remember hearing the screeching sound o’er the phone when about to make a call and it turned out someone was on the Internet.
Enter.Name.Here almost 9 years ago
My world was pre-internet….Bulletin boards via acoustic-coupled 300-baud modems on an Apple 2+.
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You know Generation X is getting old when they talk like that
trantor0815 almost 9 years ago
42! He knows the answer :)
tripwire45 almost 9 years ago
I’m easily old enough to be this guy’s father so he isn’t scoring any points with me.
Ratiocinator almost 9 years ago
I knew nostalgia goggles could favourably distort memories, but I had no idea they could distort them THAT much!
DDrazen almost 9 years ago
To quote the punch line from a Charles Schulz cartoon about what would now be called a multitasking teenager, “I’m just glad that breathing is automatic.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
When i was a kid computers were owned by the government, IBM and the imaginations of scince-fiction writers. .
Dirty Dragon almost 9 years ago
“When I was a kid, I had to wait through 45 seconds of those awful modem connection noises – you broadband kids don’t know how good you have it!”
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
What? You need a cel phone to talk with an absent unicorn? I sort of, well, assumed it was built in at that end. And they say comics aren’t educational!
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 9 years ago
Grumble grumble…you modern kids have it easy! Why I remember when we had to type a hundred number code, just to make a little man run across the computer screen!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Sorry Phoebe.
R.U. Kidding almost 9 years ago
Why, I remember when you actually DIALED a phone!
(And let your finger take the free ride back)
amaneaux almost 9 years ago
When I was a kid, TV only had thirteen channels. Ten of them showed static. The other three showed golf. I preferred the static.Now I have over two hundred channels. And I still prefer the static.
Katla858 almost 9 years ago
And today in Sweden… My mother makes fun of me because she also has 100 Mb/s when she lives pretty much in a forrest. (dirt road and her neighbor has a lots of sheep you can see from her window). I have100Mb too but I live in a reasonable big city… Cant say I miss the old internet connection :)
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Don’t tell anybody I said this, but there are times I can’t wait! Uuhhh…for the paperwreights part, not the walking dead part.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Let’s see…I was in high school when we moved into our newly-built two story tract house. We had one black/white Zenith 25" (diagonal) TV in the family room with the one phone — black, dial-faced, owned by ATT. Shortly after we got a color TV, and as the oldest child still home I got the Zenith up in my room. On it I watched Star Trek, Batman, Wild Wild West, Mission Impossible, etc, while getting redy for dates. Doing my homework I listened to top-40 stations on my clock radio (which explains why 1. I remember ALL the lyrics 50 years later, and 2. didn’t understand a lot of them until I got a decent sound system.) Still only one phone, though. Not even an extension upstairs. Sigh…THOSE were the days!
M. Jantze creator almost 9 years ago
Ha, love it.
scyphi26 almost 9 years ago
You’re reminding me of my nineties childhood, Phoebe’s dad.
luducks almost 9 years ago
“I’m 12. What’s a CD?”
Mataata almost 9 years ago
BeeaahbeeaahbeeKRRRSSSSHKRRRRRRRRRRSSSSHHH
Thrackerzod almost 9 years ago
Ah, nostalgia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
Pedmar Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Yep. I remember sitting at the computer with a book so I’d have something to read while the dialup loaded a page.
stefaninafla almost 9 years ago
I remember finding a bunch of vacuum tubes in my grandfathers’ attic. He told be they came out of a computer he worked on during the Korean War.A year after that, I did a research paper on computers for class…lol
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 9 years ago
When I was a kid we built tree forts in the woods next door and rode our bikes three miles to a hardware store, or 13 miles down the Illinois Prairie Path. And phones had dials on them. It’s true, watch the old movies.
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And that was before age 13.
Packetdancer almost 9 years ago
Clearly, Phoebe’s dad forgets that this is why you would get a second phone line for the modem! Then you COULD talk on the phone and be online at the same time. (Which was often necessary while waiting on those load times.) ;)
oblivicorn over 4 years ago
I was doing the exact same thing as pheobe when i was reading this
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I remember dial up! :P