Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 29, 2016
January 28, 2016
January 30, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: My piano teacher like dthat song we wrote! Marigold: Naturally. Phoebe: We should release an entire album! Marigold: We did that last year. Remember the day we sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" to completion? I recorded it and released it to Unicorn radio. Phoebe: Why am I only learning this now? Marigold: It peaked at #23. I did not think it was worth mentioning.
Unicorn…? That suggests the possibility of a Unicorn Talk Radio. Hours of well-deserved self-aggrandizement and self-poetry. I smell ratings gold.