Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 03, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: What's up, Mari? Marigold: ...GOLD. Marigold. Phoebe: Right, so I called you "Mari" for short. Marigold: Then perhaps I should shorten your name. Phoebe: How would you shorten "Phoebe"? Marigold: Perhaps to "Phee". Phoebe: I guess... Marigold: Or just "PH". Phphh Phph Phhph Phphh Phhphh Phh. Phoebe: Now you're just making horse noises. Marigold: Unicorn noises.
“It doesn’t matter what they call you. It’s what you answer to that matters” – W.C. Fields