Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 10, 2016

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Phoebe: What's older? Unicorns or stars? Marigold: Stars. In ancient times, unicorns were very jealous of the stars, with all their shining and twinkling. And no unicorn was more jealous than King Sprinkle the Thunderous. Eventually, he could stand it no longer, and ordered his subjects to charge at the stars, horns first. Phoebe: What happened? Marigold: This. History would come to know it as the Great Anticlimactic Hop. Phoebe: History would be my favorite subject if unicorns wrote the textbooks.