Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 29, 2016
May 28, 2016
May 30, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: "Reasons why animals have patterned pelts. 1. Camouflage. 2. To scare predators. 3. To impress potential mates." Marigold: 4. Because their friends were bored. Phoebe: 5. Because they were walking around being all temptingly blank.
am i crazy? cuz im like 99% sure that mari used to be saying 4: Because of you.