Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2016
June 30, 2016
July 02, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: It's weird to be driving to a unicorn camp. Shouldn't we be flying on a magic carpet, or the back of a hippogriff, or something. Marigold: Actually, most of the unicorns will be arriving by bus. Phoebe: That's disappointing. Marigold: You can scarcely imagine the incessant rounds of "The Song Which Endeth Not".
I don’t think people are reading Marigold’s statement correctly. She did not say the unicorns would be arriving by bus, but by BUS. That’s obviously an acronym for something. Maybe it’s the Big Unicorn Schlepper. I imagine the Schlepper would be perhaps an orange-yellow color, and would have flashing lights whenever it stopped.