Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 09, 2016
Transcript:
Dakota: Yoooouuu got in trouble, yooouuu got in trouble. First day of school, and you already gave me one thing to tease you about. ...aren't you gonna, you know, REACT? Phoebe: Can't now. Unicorn cast a concentration spell on me. Dakota: Two things.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
If only it was that easy to ignore bullies.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
no one likes a gloater, Dakota (if this is detention, I’d like to know what Dakota’s in for)
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
I’m sure a reaction can be pencilled in for, let’s see, how does 3:30 work?
Yngvar Følling about 8 years ago
She’s still talking to Dakota, so the concentration is not absolute.
Rhetor about 8 years ago
The chairs are too high so that their feet are dangling in the air. This is bad for the concentration (at least, when one is not under said spell), for the mental performance in general and, in the long term, for the posture – especially in still growing children.=> If I was Phoebe’s father, I would sue the school for a million dollars ;)(This is, how it’s done in the US, right? ;) )
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 8 years ago
Dakota’s face in panel 4 should be in the dictionary to illustrate schadenfreude.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
One thing about teasers they don’t have the stomach for being teased.
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
Zen and the Art of Homework.
DDrazen about 8 years ago
This is how political bloggers learn ethics.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Bullies are playing a power game.
amaneaux about 8 years ago
Fresh bullying, made from concentrate.
sjsczurek about 8 years ago
Dakota – - – you’ll be SOOOOOOOO-rry!
Teto85 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Dakota/Felicia needs to be shorn clean.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Just continue to ignore Dakota, it makes her mirth dissipate and she will be angry at not getting a rise out of you.
jerrica.benton333 4 months ago
i had a thought that maybe dakota and mG are secret identities of each other… which wouldn’t make sense except that mG can obviously travel through time, so maybe mG is really Dakota from the future…
I mean they are both somewhat conceited… maybe you can be a unicorn (rather than yourself, as the popular internet meme instructs)